“Why on Earth do you read them more than once?”
The questioner’s tone of voice drips with shock and disbelief as if I had casually admitted to sniffing white-out. Moments prior I had casually mentioned to the girl sitting next to me (a beautiful freckled young lady equipped with a British accent, a [...]
Archive for June, 2008
Shopping Blues
Posted in Stumbling Sober, tagged Asics, books, childhood, family, humor, insanity, life, perv, quotes, shoes, shopping, time on June 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The lights flashed and flickered into darkness as Mom finished her fifth catwalk down the aisle. I sighed yet again, noticeably upset that I had traded in a beautiful lightning storm for women’s shoes. As I understood it, Mom needed a third pair of Asics to replace her current “good pair” which she would [...]
Dated
Posted in Stumbling Sober, tagged dating, david matthews band, family, insanity, lettuce, life, obsession, relationships on June 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The last line of the digital notice Pat and Tiff sent me prior to our blind double date read “have an open mind and no expectations.” I think that this was Tiff’s way of trying to assuage my fears and rising anxiety about the whole dating-process.
Dating and I are like oil and [...]
Systems Analysis
Posted in Whiskey Tales, tagged Casablanca, education, humor, important stuff, lessons, life, literature, school, science, systems, universality, words on June 2, 2008 | 6 Comments »
The instructions on the assignment bore into my brain like a drill. Look through Flickr. After finding three photos, derive your own tags for the photos and then compare them with others’ tags and the metadata provided by the Library of Congress.
Gah . . . every word tightens my nerves like another turn at [...]
