“So what changes do you intend on making to my wardrobe?” I asked Fisch, who had invited me out to the mall for some lunch and a meterosexual shopping-spree. Apparently my current style of dress was insufficient for attracting members of the opposite sex, and renovating my wardrobe would prove the sole cure. Fisch [...]
Archive for August, 2008
Fashion Revolution
Posted in Stumbling Sober, tagged dating tips, fashion, G4, geek, insanity, jacket, jeans, life, Macy's, oddity, revolutions, shirt, suit, Tina Wood on August 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Musical Haunts
Posted in Wanderings, tagged Cherry, concert, curmudgeons, family, idiots, life, music, Natasha Bedingfield, Neil Diamond, obsession, songs, Sunshine on August 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Lately songs have become lodged in my head, whispering lyrics as I sleep like the ghost of some blond pop diva. I speak of course of Natasha Bedingfold’s “Pocketful of Sunshine,” one of the most addictive songs on the radio this year. If you happen to hear its wispy synthetic prelude, careen off to the [...]
Good Service Nowadays
Posted in Wanderings, Whiskey Tales, tagged comics, depression, dispair, fast food, food, golf, insanity, jobs, life, movies, Panera, Wendys, working on August 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Panera Bread near the boys’ school is located in an old outlet center under construction. Golden bulldozers and backhoes decorate the parking lot, former Laundromats and Dollar Stores collapse into dust while steel skeletons of new stores emerge from their ashes, and hardhatted construction workers cut thick patchwork pieces from the asphalt like [...]
Running Man
Posted in Stumbling Sober, tagged ambitions, Bon Jovi, cartoons, dreams, humor, insanity, Johnny Bravo, life, music, oddity, running, Scooby-Doo on August 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
One of my irrational dreams involves running, racing against time or escaping from evil forces set to some dramatic soundtrack. Like the guy in that Bon Jovi video . . .
Or those chase scenes in Scooby Doo episodes . . .
Life should come with its own soundtrack [...]
Of Comics and Creeps
Posted in Malarchy, Whiskey Tales, tagged comic book guy, comic books, comic shops, comics, creeps, geekdom, geeks, growing up, jobs, life, school, travels on August 2, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Like its patrons, comic book shops come in all shapes and sizes. In the years since I fell in love with comic books and super heroes, my travels have carried me to many a comic shop, many of which proved to be brightly lit, clean, and otherwise respectable havens from the drudgeries of reality. Others, [...]
