Posted in Dasad Adventures, Wanderings, tagged coffee, economy, education, elliptical, exercise equipment, family, games, humor, iced tea, jobs, life, Masters Degree, Panera Bread, teaching, technology, tests, treadmills on April 26, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Internet deprivation has once again driven me to people-gaze at Panera Bread. Last night with the sound of thunder and a few rogue sparks, our modem fried: circuit boards blackened, wires caramelized. The sequence of events that followed our bandwidth’s demise is akin to the first radio broadcast of Wells’ “War of the Worlds:”
FLASH!
BOOM!
Zap!
Pop!
Fzzzzzz . [...]
Posted in Whiskey Tales, tagged beer, coconut bras, coffee, concert, drinking, family, insanity, jello shooters, Jimmy Buffett, life, parties, planes, squirt guns, tailgate, volcanoes on September 5, 2008 | 2 Comments »
A Tale from Margarittaville (A True Fiction)
“Ok, Scott, it’s your job to protect your brothers. Make sure they don’t drink or smoke or go near any topless girls, ok?” His mother gives me the speech between swigs of Corona. Aubrey sits beside her on large fold-out chairs munching grapes; their eyes bore into Scott’s [...]
Posted in Wanderings, tagged bibliophile, books, coffee, humor, life, love, travel on April 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Short post today. After the past few weeks of – for lack of a better word – ineffective writing, I wanted to return to some old content and style. In other words, include the same nonsense; leave out the confusing rambles.
My journeys carried me to Borders today in search of a birthday [...]
Posted in Stumbling Sober, tagged coffee, dialog, excitement, family, humor, insanity, java, life on November 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Emails like the following convince me that madness fuels my cells, more necessary than oxygen or water. I wrote this months ago, but only recently decided to post it as it’s quite nonsensical. My family agrees with me on this point. My friends just think I should take up drinking more.
Java java [...]
