The weekend activities rendered me quite dizzy, sick, and laid out with a bad head-cold. Thus, much of Monday and Tuesday — freed from my daily academic commute by online classes — I slept most of the day and therefore found sleeping at night near impossible. Incapacitated by illness and Circadian rhythms, my body and [...]
Posts Tagged ‘insanity’
Band Aid
Posted in Stumbling Sober, tagged Beck, class, college, databases, E-pro, education, guitar, illness, insanity, life, music, Rock Band, school, sickness on September 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Southeast of Disorder
Posted in Whiskey Tales, tagged beer, coconut bras, coffee, concert, drinking, family, insanity, jello shooters, Jimmy Buffett, life, parties, planes, squirt guns, tailgate, volcanoes on September 5, 2008 | 2 Comments »
A Tale from Margarittaville (A True Fiction)
“Ok, Scott, it’s your job to protect your brothers. Make sure they don’t drink or smoke or go near any topless girls, ok?” His mother gives me the speech between swigs of Corona. Aubrey sits beside her on large fold-out chairs munching grapes; their eyes bore into Scott’s [...]
Fashion Revolution
Posted in Stumbling Sober, tagged dating tips, fashion, G4, geek, insanity, jacket, jeans, life, Macy's, oddity, revolutions, shirt, suit, Tina Wood on August 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
“So what changes do you intend on making to my wardrobe?” I asked Fisch, who had invited me out to the mall for some lunch and a meterosexual shopping-spree. Apparently my current style of dress was insufficient for attracting members of the opposite sex, and renovating my wardrobe would prove the sole cure. Fisch [...]
Good Service Nowadays
Posted in Wanderings, Whiskey Tales, tagged comics, depression, dispair, fast food, food, golf, insanity, jobs, life, movies, Panera, Wendys, working on August 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Panera Bread near the boys’ school is located in an old outlet center under construction. Golden bulldozers and backhoes decorate the parking lot, former Laundromats and Dollar Stores collapse into dust while steel skeletons of new stores emerge from their ashes, and hardhatted construction workers cut thick patchwork pieces from the asphalt like [...]
Running Man
Posted in Stumbling Sober, tagged ambitions, Bon Jovi, cartoons, dreams, humor, insanity, Johnny Bravo, life, music, oddity, running, Scooby-Doo on August 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
One of my irrational dreams involves running, racing against time or escaping from evil forces set to some dramatic soundtrack. Like the guy in that Bon Jovi video . . .
Or those chase scenes in Scooby Doo episodes . . .
Life should come with its own soundtrack [...]
Vacation Journal 1: Ewok Hunting
Posted in Wanderings, tagged costumes, cursing, Disney, ewoks, family, geeks, insanity, lines, sith lords, space, star wars, vaction on July 2, 2008 | 1 Comment »
We had stood waiting for nearly two hours when the Chewbacca left with the Ewok. The family standing two places ahead had finished taking their pictures – Chewy headlocking the unkempt guy with the Family Guy T-shirt while Sis and Mom giggled at the cameraman – when a Disney attendant shouted across the warehouse [...]
Shopping Blues
Posted in Stumbling Sober, tagged Asics, books, childhood, family, humor, insanity, life, perv, quotes, shoes, shopping, time on June 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The lights flashed and flickered into darkness as Mom finished her fifth catwalk down the aisle. I sighed yet again, noticeably upset that I had traded in a beautiful lightning storm for women’s shoes. As I understood it, Mom needed a third pair of Asics to replace her current “good pair” which she would [...]
