Dasad informed me yesterday that he had begun drawing again after a six-month hiatus. Much of the present art needs to be photoshopped for color and clarity. I in turn offered to help, which led to the following conversation:
Murph: Can you scan your art and photoshop it?
Dasad: yeah i clean up a few things with photoshop
add some masks and stuff
Can I help?
Dasad: you can download the image and do what you want
Murph: I want to help you to . . . uh, art.
Dasad: i art all the time
Murph: Cool, I will try . . . Do you?
Dasad: damn straight
Murph: I thought you haven’t been arting for a while?
You’ve been holding the art in.
Dasad: well i’ve been eating the right things
so now the art is ok
Murph: That helps you to art?
Dasad: well it helps make good art
Murph: You eat, then art?
Dasad: i art because i eat
Murph: I see. So eating is the source of your arts.
Dasad: you can say that certain types of foods is the cause of my arts
some arts are more pronounced
Murph: Really? Does it work like that?
Dasad: yes, you’d be amazed
Murph: What food helps you to art the best?
Dasad: well everyone says the same things for arting
but i’ve learned that dim sung makes me art the most
Murph: Spicy food? Do you produce more arts when you eat tex-mex?
Dasad: yes, tex-mex would be the obvoius one, but it doesn’t do it for me
Murph: When you release your art onto a canvas, do you feel relieved.
Dasad: i art the same with that
sometimes, only if there’s enough moisture in the art
Murph: Does releasing your art reduce the pressure of everyday life?
Dasad: and that only comes from the best sources of food
Dasad: well it’s a stress reliever definitely
and it’s healthy
Murph: I can understand that.
Dasad: everyone arts
Murph: Not in my family.
I’m the only one that arts in my clan.
Dasad: they just don’t admit they art
Murph: I art everywhere.
Dasad: do you?
Murph: On my computer, in my room, even at the dinner table.
No one else appreciates my arting.
Dasad: wow, that’s quite… something
can people tell it’s your art?
Murph: Yeah, there’s this aura . . . or aroma that circulates around my particular art.
Dasad: geez ok, how did this conversation go this way
Murph: They know I’ve been in a room when they sense my art.
Dasad: i think this is the most vulgar yet surprisingly clever conversation
Murph: hahahaha . . . this is brilliant
Yeah . . . like British comedy