Typing. Typing. Typing. Typing. Trying to drum up some creative new posts for this blog. Something interesting and original.
What to say, what to write, I ask myself. Gaming? My Hunter just got to Light Level 400 in . . .
You did say original, right? Cynical Me interjects. And with the countless millions Twitching and podcasting while posting actual gameplay, who would actually read ‘The Adventures of Murph on Digital Mars?’
Sardonic but on point. Okay, so no games. What about day-to-day? Should I start complaining about work?
Yeeaah, sure. People would love to read about grading Scantrons and the conservation of mass, I reply my inner voice practically dripping with venom. Everything you do is either boring or depressingly boring. Reading is for escape. And nobody wants to read about school life unless you can guarantee postal owls and magic wands.
You’re not leaving me many choices here. I work so I can buy games. I play games to decompress from work. It’s a never-ending cycle of co-dependence or simply poor life choices, I’m not sure which. Continue reading
It seems all my most recent posts come equipped with an italicized prologue/apology. My writing schedule of late (see previous post) allows only for penning randomized thoughts rather than focused diatribes.
Fisch wrote to me a few months back, citing his concerns over a former classmate’s downward spiral due to World of Warcraft. “Back in high school, Larry could have kicked major ass, dude. Samurai sword in hand — you know he has five or six replicas from Highlander — he could have . . . have . . . I don’t know, vied with the rich and powerful. Made a difference in the world. Tried to conquer it, and crush all lacrosse-playing douche-bags beneath his thumbs. Instead, he’s teaching Spanish at a local college and hosting Magic tournaments at the local comic shop every Friday. It’s unhealthy, man.”
Fisch by nature is an idealist — he also cares little for lacrosse or the brainless bullies the sport occasionally empowers. His mother has planned his presidential campaign since his thirteenth birthday. A mind for politics, law, and changing the world has little to no use for fantasy or the MMORPG scene. Building digital characters and hunting pixelated loot has no worth since it carries no currency in the real world. This may be true, but still I wonder about his ‘self-evident’ conclusions of WoW, not to mention our private fantasies and self-identity. . . This is my reply:
Over the past week, I had the fortunate opportunity to help my brothers with their Christian Service project. Most schools require a two to three reflection upon completion, the standard boilerplate: What did you do to advance Christian ideals in your community? How did it make you feel? Did your experience change your perception of others and God’s role in the world? If so, how? Continue reading
The cards were inconspicuous enough. Several small slips of yellow cardboard piled neatly at the end of our pew, silently asking for information. “What are the respective ages of you and those family members attending this mass?” it read. Behind us, Ms. Pat, our next-door neighbor whispers while the collection baskets circulate among the congregation.
“Better fill this thing out guys. I usually forget this nonsense, but if they don’t meet their quota, they’ll cancel 7:30 mass. You know what that means . . .” Continue reading
“So what exactly are you saying?” Dasad asked, stirring the wasabi. “That Star Wars should be added to the New Testament? Some sort of sequel to Revelation?”
Murph gurgled some imperceptible response from his miso soup, inciting a sudden fit of coughing and drooling. Dasad sighed and returned his attention to the green lump dissolving in his soy sauce. Murphey had invited Dasad over the house for pizza and games earlier that week. Dasad had accepted the invitation but neglected the hour-old pizza already ripped to shreds by the fraternal horde, Murphey’s younger brothers and sisters. Sensing some internal struggle between hunger and disgust within his friend, Murph had suggested carry-out at the local sushi place. Lenten Fridays restricted most fast food without scales and fins — excluding Taco Bell whose mushy meat remains to this day a zoological enigma. Carting their repast home, Murph had suggested some minor alterations to 2010’s Holy Week. Continue reading
The automatic doors did not open immediately, but seemed to pause and consider the visitors waiting at the threshold first. After several minutes, the glass panel shuddered and cracked, sliding slowly open. Having been deemed worthy by the electric bouncer, Dasad and I rapidly passed into the Best Buy and past the greeter before the machine changed its mind. Walking out of habit to the New Release stack, I pointed out a few titles but met with no reaction. My reticent companion had kept to himself for much of the afternoon, which suggested some work-related problem, failed romance or indigestion. Either way time would work out the truth.
“You know, Murph,” he said to me as I checked the price tag of a Ben Hur Blu-Ray, “so much of your religion seems situated around full heads of hair and long-flowing locks. Did you ever think about that?” Continue reading
Oh, No Meat Fridays, how I have missed thee. Another year, another forgotten Lenten promise. Frankly, the exact date of my betrayal, my omissive gluttony, that first bite out of a ham sandwich followed by several days worth of Catholic guilt is something of a sport in the Murphey clan. Sean has even taken out a pool on when I will stray (having already claimed week 3 and 5 for himself).
Unlike New Year’s Resolution, Lenten appeals carry greater weight for me. I mean if you happen to screw up, you may be visited with plague and lightning, fire and brimstone, Rosie O’Donnell and another season of the Bachelor — Heaven preserve us. Father Time, the patron saint of New Year’ Resolutions is far less coercive. He acts as more of a symbol anyway, one who has been screwin’ with me for years, ever since I learned about movie ratings and the penalties for underage drinking. Continue reading