“So, you really want to get back into World of Warcraft?” I asked, somewhat taken aback by my friend’s regression into geekdom.
“Absolutely,” Dasad said in between sips of a chestnut praline latte – I swear Starbucks is taking advice from Yankee Candle in their choice of holiday blends. “Look you need something to occupy your free time outside of grading . . . mole tests or whatever the hell you teach in chemistry. MMOs are the perfect outlet.”
I nodded. The last week before my school closed for the Christmas break had proven . . . stressful, so much so that I considered stealing away around noon for a several pints of spiked nog. The mounting terror of children, emails, ungraded labs, January’s midterms, cloying principals, overbearing parents and those last-minute quizzes that you thought would provide an easy grade but . . . ah, the to-do list sought to smother my sanity. Only with three o’clock bell did the anxiety begin to drain away like poison from a wound leaving me exhausted and with a slight migraine.
I had met with Dasad hours later for drinks and coffee, confessing my near panic attack and utter thankfulness for the Christmas season.
It seems all my most recent posts come equipped with an italicized prologue/apology. My writing schedule of late (see previous post) allows only for penning randomized thoughts rather than focused diatribes.
Fisch wrote to me a few months back, citing his concerns over a former classmate’s downward spiral due to World of Warcraft. “Back in high school, Larry could have kicked major ass, dude. Samurai sword in hand — you know he has five or six replicas from Highlander — he could have . . . have . . . I don’t know, vied with the rich and powerful. Made a difference in the world. Tried to conquer it, and crush all lacrosse-playing douche-bags beneath his thumbs. Instead, he’s teaching Spanish at a local college and hosting Magic tournaments at the local comic shop every Friday. It’s unhealthy, man.”
Fisch by nature is an idealist — he also cares little for lacrosse or the brainless bullies the sport occasionally empowers. His mother has planned his presidential campaign since his thirteenth birthday. A mind for politics, law, and changing the world has little to no use for fantasy or the MMORPG scene. Building digital characters and hunting pixelated loot has no worth since it carries no currency in the real world. This may be true, but still I wonder about his ‘self-evident’ conclusions of WoW, not to mention our private fantasies and self-identity. . . This is my reply: